Okay, Sirens isn’t a great show. There’s The White Lotus-like anxiety that lingers through all five episodes, culminating in a climax that’s, well, average. It does, however, have the elements of the frothy rich-people-mystery genre we’ve all been savouring lately. In these all-is-not-what-it-seems narratives, it’s always a house in a snow-laden wonderland, or an exotic retreat. Here, it’s a cliffside mansion in the Hamptons.
The show boasts a formidable cast: Julianne Moore, Meghann Fahy, and Milly Alcock. In a quest to reconnect with her estranged younger sister, Fahy’s Devon arrives at a sunny estate right out of a storybook. Having spent the previous night in jail for a DUI, she appears scruffy, racoon-eyed, dressed in an all-black ensemble of a lace camisole, utility jacket and combat boots, and is immediately mistaken for the valet. Her dishevelled appearance contrasts painfully with that of her sister, Simone (Alcock), sheathed in a fuchsia wallpaper-print dress, her coiffed hair held by a prim hairband, with a dainty gold locket dangling from her neck. Simone has shed her scrappy background to be groomed into the chief of staff for one rich housewife. She mans the mint-walled salons, brushing lint rollers against mint-hued uniforms.