A tiny disclaimer: I am all for devouring a juicy, star-spangled drama any evening of the week. And The Royals, directed by Priyanka Ghose and Nupur Asthana, was on top of my watchlist. Costumed by Aastha Sharma and with the potential to whisk me away to an imaginary princely state with plenty of scandalous drama, I was all eyes, especially for the fashion.
When it comes to the costumes of streaming shows, we’re a generation that revels in excess—whether it is the pseudo-fictional regency-era ballgowns supplied by Bridgerton or the conspicuous outfit sandwiches served by Emily in Paris—often so bad, it’s good. Subliminally, but surely, we’re an audience eating fashion for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And with The Royals, expectations were high. Sadly, most of them were doused under the weight of all the sequins, shine, and costumed chaos that took centre stage.
The Royals is set in the fictional kingdom of Morpur. Ishaan Khatter is Aviraj Singh—heir apparent, broke. When he isn’t bare-chested, the rebellious prince plays drunken polo and broods wistfully in linen mandarin-collared shirts, sharp pleated trousers and the occasional LV backpack—very Pacho-coded.

The same can’t be said for the rest of his family, who lounge on the ornate verandahs while bedecked in heavy finery. All in all, it’s a rather unrealistic picture of how present-day royals dress, their necks entombed in innumerable pearl necklaces. There are hits and misses with Princess Jinnie, played by Kavya Trehan. The idea of a quirky, bohemian high-born falls flat as she’s often dressed in clothes that wear her—heavily embroidered Anamika Khanna jackets, graphic saris by Huemn, and poppy Péro jackets, all of which stand out but are over-accessorised enough to erase all traces of personal style. The only saviours are a Shivan & Narresh halter resort dress and a sunny Ka-Sha hybrid sari ensemble.
Her brother, ‘Diggy’ Digvijay Singh (Vihaan Samat), is an aspiring chef. His preppy, softboi character owns a seemingly endless wardrobe of antiquated velvet suits and lumpy argyles embellished with an array of brooches to signal his ‘royalty’. And for some mysterious reason he dresses like this even while he’s at the stove. This seems like a missed opportunity to have spotlighted the handful of promising knitwear designers such as Margn and Taarini Anand, or perhaps even some thrifted finds.