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‘Goodbye Meta AI’ isn’t the revolution you think it is

  • You know those chain mails from the noughties that you had to forward to 20 people “or someone would die”? Well, they’re clearly back, just in a reinvented, social media-coded version.
  • Just last week, Meta confirmed it would be going ahead and mining user content in the UK. A bunch of gullible optimists online—including Julianne Moore, Jessica Chastain, and James McAvoy—decided to share an ‘Add Yours’ template in protest, with messaging that enticed more than 5,00,000 users to believe that it would protect them if they reshared it on their stories.
  • To those delulu enough to have bought in, your Meta reality is not so simple: remember that tiny button you clicked when you said you agreed to all terms and conditions when you downloaded the app? We are sad to inform you that you’ve already handed over all rights to “modify, copy, or create derivative works” of your content to the company.